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{"type":"standard","title":"Hardingstone","displaytitle":"Hardingstone","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2459383","titles":{"canonical":"Hardingstone","normalized":"Hardingstone","display":"Hardingstone"},"pageid":6942668,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b7/QueenEleanorCross.JPG/330px-QueenEleanorCross.JPG","width":320,"height":525},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b7/QueenEleanorCross.JPG","width":1719,"height":2819},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1278766628","tid":"b0986c19-f8fc-11ef-bbfb-8b68b6a72a0e","timestamp":"2025-03-04T13:29:25Z","description":"Village in Northamptonshire, England","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":52.2104,"lon":-0.8795},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardingstone","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardingstone?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardingstone?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Hardingstone"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardingstone","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Hardingstone","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardingstone?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Hardingstone"}},"extract":"Hardingstone is a village in Northamptonshire, England. It is on the southern edge of Northampton, and now forms a suburb of the town. It is about 1 mile (2Â km) from the town centre. The Newport Pagnell road separates the village from the nearby village of Wootton, which has also been absorbed into the urban area.","extract_html":"
Hardingstone is a village in Northamptonshire, England. It is on the southern edge of Northampton, and now forms a suburb of the town. It is about 1 mile (2Â km) from the town centre. The Newport Pagnell road separates the village from the nearby village of Wootton, which has also been absorbed into the urban area.
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