{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"There are 10 types of people in this world...","punchline":"Those who understand binary and those who don't","id":28}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the Red light say to the Green light?","punchline":"Don't look at me I'm changing!","id":182}
{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}
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Ari David Shaffir is an American comedian, actor, podcaster, writer, and producer. He produced and hosted the Skeptic Tank podcast from 2010 to 2023. He also co-hosts the podcast Punch Drunk Sports with Jayson Thibault and Sam Tripoli, and is a regular guest on The Joe Rogan Experience podcast on the